My new blog is: whysosexxual.tumblr.com

whysosexxual:

I know when guys wake up with a boner it’s called morning wood, so I decided that when girls wake up horny it should be called morning dew.

whysosexxual:

My boyfriend was complaining about how he has to come and pick me up, and he was just talking about how he wished I could teleport places. So he’s just like, “what if you teleported here, but you forgot your left boob. So you went back to your house and it was just floating around, and everytime you got close to it your force pushes it away so its like that last piece of cereal in the milk, you gotta trap it against the wall.”
Idek